Madonna and the Homunculus Save the World

Madonna and the Homunculus Save the World

I was browsing through the racks at my favourite charity shop when I heard a strange noise coming from one of the piles of clothes. Curious, I approached the pile and started digging through the items. That’s when I found him: a tiny homunculus, no bigger than a...
Squidward and the Foxmunculus

Squidward and the Foxmunculus

It was a regular Tuesday, or so I thought, as I moseyed into the local bodega for my usual triple-shot, half-soy, no-foam latte. Then, as if the universe had an appointment with the wacky, I saw a tall man in a three-piece suit with a fluffy fox tail poking out the...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Homonculi

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Homonculi

In the dusty town of Wraithwood’s End, Two homonculi did find a friend, They shuffled cards with hands of clay, And poker nights, their games did play. Their faces blank, their eyes aglow, They hatched their plans in whispers low, In smoke-filled rooms, the...
Homuncullama in Wonderland

Homuncullama in Wonderland

There I was, meanderin’ through this wild place, yeah? Like somethin’ outta a demented daydream, it was. I’m talkin’ ’bout goldfish debatin’ the merits of Breaking Bad, and a mailbox that’d only accept your mail if you could...