Squidward and the Foxmunculus

Squidward and the Foxmunculus

It was a regular Tuesday, or so I thought, as I moseyed into the local bodega for my usual triple-shot, half-soy, no-foam latte. Then, as if the universe had an appointment with the wacky, I saw a tall man in a three-piece suit with a fluffy fox tail poking out the...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Homonculi

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Homonculi

In the dusty town of Wraithwood’s End, Two homonculi did find a friend, They shuffled cards with hands of clay, And poker nights, their games did play. Their faces blank, their eyes aglow, They hatched their plans in whispers low, In smoke-filled rooms, the...
Homuncullama in Wonderland

Homuncullama in Wonderland

There I was, meanderin’ through this wild place, yeah? Like somethin’ outta a demented daydream, it was. I’m talkin’ ’bout goldfish debatin’ the merits of Breaking Bad, and a mailbox that’d only accept your mail if you could...
The Adventures of Homoncule Poirot

The Adventures of Homoncule Poirot

Homoncule Poirot, the legendary detective, arrived in the foggy village of Ravensbrook to investigate the theft of a valuable artifact: the Twistfactor Amulet. The amulet belonged to a mysterious man known as Benedict Twistfactor. The villagers had only seen him in...